reinventing self

I didn't realize I was creating a whole new blog this evening but oh well.

I recently decided to reinvent myself. I wanted to be someone with a strong sense of self, a confident stride and self assurance. I was going to be, drum roll please, Paris Hilton, until she got her DUI and that is so not me. So I will now can the walk, which I only remembered to do .08% of the time. Hey, that was Paris' Blood Alcohol Level. And only one margarita! (A 64 ouncer I guess). Bad girl. I won't be Nicole Richie either as that would mean giving up food and precious flesh I earned.

I've got to hurry along now and watch the premier of "Path to 911" a supposed, according to my liberal acquaintances, radical right wing Clinton/democrat bashing docudrama. However, I think it sounds good, and since I don't watch the news, I expect to find it quite informative.